This explains a lot

"Hey daughter, just cause your dad is a raging alkie, don't mean you can 'hassle the Hoff'. Just f-off and leave me on the floor to finish my Wendy meal".

Up next, a post that doesn't involve a embedded YouTube video.

We have your friend staying in the Awk-ward, on your left, past the vending machines

This show is one of the good things I'll be bringing back from the UK, though I suppose I could have just downloaded the whole thing from the internet. Live and learn, live and learn.