Take that to the bank and smoke it

Some random thoughts until my mind sees fit to provide me with coherent subject matter.

If you ask someone for "at least" such and such, you will get the absolute least that you asked for.

There are medical textbooks circulating throughout US medical schools that call deceased patients "non-survivors".

The world hasn't been the same since Andre the Giant left us.

Water is a non-commodity, and a renewable resource.

Nothing that happens on the stock market really happens. What really happens is the action that is taken on the basis of imaginary currency.

Most people believe only what they don't know to be true once they have already decided that no proof to the contrary would be worth considering.

Tom Cruise is totally gay: have you seen Legend? "Sweeter than bee pollen on a summer wind". How could straight man utter those words?

"what is sea-born dies on land, all may be undone. What is given burns the hand, what is gone is gone"

Some asshole named Paul Strathern thinks he can explain Kierkegaard in 90 minutes, and has written a book about it.

St John's wort shows promise as a retroviral agent against HIV and Epstein-Barr- the healing power of the yellow flower, dude.

Every corrupt government has its stockpile of lecherous petophile priests.

When you talk to yourself, in your own mind, who the hell are you talking to?

I've keep this silver polished and these napkins and tableclothes perfectly folded and untouched for over 30 years. If the Queen is going to stop by for visit, she'd better hurry the f*ck up.

Every existentialist deserves a good punch in the face.

The former inhabitants of Easter Island cut down EVERY TREE ON THE ISLAND in a manner that they never grew back. They didn't even use toilet paper.

I have no idea how old Patrick Steward is.

Viruses are evolutionary older than bacteria, thus bacteria have developed tactics to resist viral infection; however, some bacteria, like Bordetella bronchiseptica, become more virulent when infected with certain viruses. We're so hooped.

There's a cold wind blowing, blowing out the flame that used to burn inside me at the mention of your name. The Eurythmics are awesome.

If a high blood pressure medication raised blood pressure, it would be painfully obvious that it didn't work. Anti-depressants increase the likelihood of suicide, and yet their efficacy had not been seriously questioned until yesterday. If suicide is not a measure of depression, a baboon's ass is beautiful line of Shakespearean poetry.

No man is an island...except Akebono